Well tonight, some guy deliberately poured drink over my head, soaking my hair because he thought id slept with his mate. One of my mates decided to ignore me completely, even when i said hi to him. And to top it all off i saw the guy i really like get with someone else. Safe to say, i am officially upset and crying my eyes out.
YOU ARE FLAWLESS.
Hell yeah yeah you are! Now give it back to him :)
(Source: little-russellhoward-things)
BOW TIES ARE COOL!!
haven’t drank properly in two weeks and its Friday night.. you know what that means?
LETS GET WANKERED!!!
Use benign in a sentence”
“I’m eight, but I will soon benign
—Russell Howard makes me chuckle (via touchthespindle)
Russell Howard, you sexy, sexy beast
this weeks episode was definetely one of the best ive ever seen. it was hilarious.
(Source: soul-frosts, via i-could-watch-you-forever)
